Won't someone please think about the children?

How much does surrogacy cost?
https://www.conceiveabilities.com/parents/surrogacy-cost

What Does a Live-In Nanny Cost?
https://www.care.com/c/stories/4313/what-does-a-live-in-nanny-cost/

The middle class gets a big raise ... finally!
http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/13/news/economy/median-income-census/index.html

Here's what the typical one-bedroom apartment costs in 50 US cities
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-what-the-typical-1-bedroom-apartment-costs-in-50-us-cities-2016-6

Chimpanzee Primate Info Net
http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/chimpanzee/behav

Behavioral Evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Oa4Lp5fLE

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Background Music: "Move That Azz" by MK2. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

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